I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.
Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up (via modernmethadone)

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A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars.

Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go.
E.E. Cummings  (via klainedestined)

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there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack

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im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

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I stay checking my phone knowing damn well ain’t nobody text me


”Do you miss working with Mariska?”
  • Chris: ”Like the desert misses rain”


I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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